How to Own Bitcoin: Part 2
The “I’ve Googled This Twice” Methods
Quick Recap from Part 1:
In Part 1, we covered the low-risk methods: Spot ETFs (for people who want exposure without drama), Major Exchanges (for dipping toes in actual ownership), Bitcoin IRAs (for tax-advantaged retirement dreams), Payment Apps (for curiosity buyers), and Mining Stocks (for leveraged exposure without owning Bitcoin).
Today’s theme: Methods that require you to actually understand what you’re doing, at least a little bit.
Overview: Medium-Risk Methods at a Glance
Here are your options for when you’ve outgrown the beginner methods but aren’t ready to go full crypto-anarchist:
| Method | Risk | Setup Time | Technical Skill | You Own It? | Call Mom About It? |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hardware Wallet (Self-Custody) |
🟡 Medium | 1-2 hours | Moderate | YES (really) | ⚠️ Prepare for “Where is it exactly?” |
| Futures ETFs (BITO, etc.) |
🟡 Medium | 5 minutes | Low | No | ✓ “It’s like the Spot ETF but…different” |
| Bitcoin Trusts (GBTC, BTCW) |
🟢–🟡 | 5 minutes | Low | No | ✓ Boomer-approved (pre-ETF era) |
| P2P Purchases (Bisq, local meetups) |
🟡–🔴 | 30 min – 2 hours | Moderate-High | YES | ❌ “You met a stranger WHERE?” |
| Bitcoin ATMs | 🟡 Medium | 10 minutes | Low-Moderate | YES | ⚠️ “Why didn’t you just use Coinbase?” |
Detailed Breakdowns: The Core Three
Let’s dive deep into the methods that represent the next level of Bitcoin ownership. If you’re reading this section, you’ve decided that “not your keys, not your coins” is more than just a meme.
🔐 Hardware Wallets (Self-Custody)
“Be your own bank (and your own tech support)”
Examples: Ledger Nano X/S, Trezor Model T/One, Coldcard, BitBox
| What You Need to Know | The Reality |
|---|---|
| Risk Level | 🟡 Medium (The risk shifts from “Will the exchange get hacked?” to “Will I lose my seed phrase and lock myself out forever?”) |
| Who Holds Your Bitcoin? | YOU. Literally you. Not “you via a custodian”—actual you. Your hardware wallet stores the private keys. This is what “not your keys, not your coins” means. You are the bank now. |
| If Bitcoin Goes to Zero… | You lose your investment. But also: if you lose your seed phrase, drop your device in a lake, or forget your PIN after too many wrong tries, your Bitcoin is gone forever. No customer service. No password reset. Just gone. This has happened to people with millions of dollars. |
| Setup Difficulty | ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ (3/5) – Not rocket science, but requires careful attention: • Buy hardware wallet from OFFICIAL SITE ONLY (scam wallets are a thing) • Initialize device and create PIN • Write down 12-24 word seed phrase on paper (NOT digitally) • Verify seed phrase is correct • Install companion software • Transfer small test amount first • Store seed phrase in secure location(s) Total time: 1-2 hours for first wallet. Worth every minute. |
| Ongoing Babysitting | Low to moderate. You need to: • Keep firmware updated • Verify your seed phrase backup is still readable (paper degrades) • Remember where you put it • Not lose it in a move • Not throw it away during spring cleaning (this happens more than you’d think) |
| Fees (The Silent Killer) | • Hardware cost: $50-200 one-time (Ledger Nano S Plus: ~$80, Trezor Model T: ~$200) • Network fees: When you send Bitcoin, you pay miners (~$1-10 usually, but can spike to $50+ during busy times) • No annual fees: This is one of the benefits—no one is charging you just to hold your Bitcoin Hidden cost: Your time and peace of mind. Some people love this. Others panic. |
| Tax Headache Level | 💊💊 (2 Aspirin) – You’re responsible for tracking your own cost basis and trades. Buy Bitcoin on exchange, transfer to wallet, send some to a friend, trade some for Ethereum—you’re tracking all of it. Software like CoinTracker or Koinly helps, but costs $50-200/year. |
| Liquidity (How Fast Can You Sell?) | Moderate. To sell, you need to: 1. Send Bitcoin from hardware wallet back to an exchange (10 min – 1 hour depending on network) 2. Sell on exchange 3. Withdraw to bank (1-3 days) Total: 1-4 days. Not instant, but not terrible. Good for preventing panic selling. |
| Minimum Buy-In | Technically $0—you can put any amount on a hardware wallet. Practically: if you have less than $1,000 in Bitcoin, the $80-200 wallet cost is a significant percentage. Most people graduate to hardware wallets after accumulating $5,000+. |
| Best For | • People holding $5,000+ in Bitcoin long-term • People who don’t trust exchanges (smart) • People who can follow instructions carefully • People who won’t lose important things (if you lose your passport annually, maybe skip this) • People who want true ownership and the ability to send Bitcoin anywhere |
| The Gotcha | YOU are the weakest link. The most common ways people lose Bitcoin in self-custody: 1. Losing the seed phrase (it’s on a piece of paper somewhere, right?) 2. House fire/flood destroys the paper 3. Death without telling heirs where the seed phrase is 4. Entering seed phrase into a scam website (phishing) 5. Buying a pre-initialized wallet from a scammer 6. Sharing seed phrase with “tech support” (never do this—there is no Bitcoin tech support) Also: Hardware wallets can have firmware vulnerabilities. Keep them updated. |
Which Hardware Wallet Should You Buy?
Ledger Nano S Plus (~$80): Best for beginners. Affordable, user-friendly app, supports tons of cryptocurrencies. The Nano X (~$150) adds Bluetooth (unnecessary and slightly less secure). Ledger had a data breach in 2020 (customer emails leaked, not actual Bitcoin). Still widely trusted.
Trezor Model One (~$60) / Model T (~$200): Open-source firmware (security through transparency). Model T has touchscreen and is easier to use. Trezor is the OG hardware wallet. Security-focused crowd prefers it.
Coldcard (~$150): The paranoid option. No USB connection to computer (uses SD card). Designed for hardcore Bitcoin maximalists. Overkill for most people, perfect for some.
BitBox02 (~$140): Swiss-made, extremely simple, great for beginners. Only supports Bitcoin (not other cryptos). If you only want Bitcoin, this is solid.
The Seed Phrase: Your Responsibility
Your 12-24 word seed phrase is EVERYTHING. With it, anyone can access your Bitcoin. Without it, your Bitcoin is gone forever. Here’s what you need to know:
⚠️ Critical Seed Phrase Rules:
- Never store it digitally. No photos, no cloud storage, no password managers, no encrypted files. Paper or metal only.
- Never type it into any website or app. Legitimate services will NEVER ask for it. If someone asks, it’s a scam.
- Write it down EXACTLY as displayed. Order matters. Spelling matters. One wrong letter = lost Bitcoin.
- Store multiple copies in different locations. Fireproof safe, safety deposit box, trusted family member’s house. Redundancy is critical.
- Consider metal backup plates. Paper burns and degrades. Metal survives fires and floods (~$30-60).
- Tell trusted people where it is (but not what it says). If you die, they need to be able to find it.
The Bottom Line:
Hardware wallets are the gold standard for Bitcoin ownership. You have true custody, no one can freeze your account, and you can send Bitcoin anywhere in the world anytime. But with great power comes great responsibility. If you can’t be trusted to keep track of an important piece of paper, this might not be for you.
Real Talk:
Most people should graduate to a hardware wallet once they have $5,000+ in Bitcoin. The peace of mind from knowing an exchange can’t freeze your account or get hacked is worth the setup hassle. But if the idea of being your own bank terrifies you, it’s completely fine to stick with an exchange or ETF. Different risk tolerance is valid.
📉 Bitcoin Futures ETFs
“Bitcoin exposure with extra steps and hidden costs”
Examples: BITO (ProShares), BTF (Valkyrie), BITS (Global X)
| What You Need to Know | The Reality |
|---|---|
| Risk Level | 🟡 Medium (You’re exposed to Bitcoin’s volatility PLUS futures contract quirks PLUS tracking error) |
| Who Holds Your Bitcoin? | Nobody. These ETFs don’t hold Bitcoin at all. They hold futures contracts—agreements to buy/sell Bitcoin at a future date. You’re betting on Bitcoin’s price without anyone actually owning any Bitcoin. It’s Bitcoin exposure once removed. |
| If Bitcoin Goes to Zero… | The futures ETF goes to (nearly) zero too. But also: these can underperform actual Bitcoin even when Bitcoin goes up, due to something called “contango” (we’ll explain). |
| Setup Difficulty | ⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5) – Same as any ETF. Buy it in your brokerage account. The complexity is in understanding what you actually bought, not in buying it. |
| Ongoing Babysitting | Zero from a maintenance perspective. But you should monitor performance versus Bitcoin’s actual price—you might be surprised how much it lags. |
| Fees (The Silent Killer) | • Expense ratio: 0.65-0.95% annually (3-4x higher than Spot ETFs) • Futures contract costs: “Roll costs” when the fund replaces expiring contracts (this is where the real damage happens) Reality check: These costs compound. BITO has historically underperformed Bitcoin by 5-15% annually due to these hidden costs. That’s brutal. |
| Tax Headache Level | 💊💊💊 (3 Aspirin) – These are treated as “Section 1256 contracts” which means weird tax treatment: 60% of gains are long-term capital gains, 40% are short-term, REGARDLESS of how long you held. Your accountant will explain this to you with a pained expression. |
| Liquidity (How Fast Can You Sell?) | ⚡ Instant during market hours. Same as any ETF. This is one of the few advantages—easier to trade than Spot ETFs in some cases (more volume on BITO historically, though this is changing). |
| Minimum Buy-In | One share (~$20-40 depending on Bitcoin’s price and the fund structure). Low barrier to entry. |
| Best For | • People who had these BEFORE Spot ETFs existed (grandfathered in) • People in retirement accounts that allow futures but not crypto (rare) • Short-term traders who understand futures contracts • Honestly? Almost no one anymore. Spot ETFs are better for 95% of people. |
| The Gotcha | Contango will eat your lunch. Here’s what happens: 1. The fund holds futures contracts that expire monthly 2. When a contract expires, they “roll” to the next month’s contract 3. If next month’s contract is more expensive (contango), they pay more 4. This cost comes out of YOUR returns 5. Over time, this creates significant tracking error Translation: Bitcoin goes up 30%, your futures ETF might go up 20%. Bitcoin goes down 30%, your futures ETF might go down 35%. You get all the downside, less of the upside. Fun! |
What the Hell is Contango?
Imagine Bitcoin costs $50,000 today. A futures contract for next month might cost $50,500. When the fund “rolls” from the expiring contract to next month’s contract, they’re paying $500 more per Bitcoin than the spot price. Multiply this by thousands of contracts every month, and you’ve got significant losses that have nothing to do with Bitcoin’s price movement. This is contango, and it’s a vampire slowly draining your returns.
Why Would Anyone Use These?
Historical context: Before January 2024, Spot Bitcoin ETFs didn’t exist in the US. Futures ETFs were the only way to get Bitcoin exposure in a regulated ETF structure. BITO launched in October 2021 and was huge.
Now: With Spot ETFs available (IBIT, FBTC, etc.), futures ETFs are obsolete for most investors. They’re more expensive, have worse tracking, and have weird tax treatment. The only reason to hold them is if you’re grandfathered in and don’t want to trigger a taxable event by selling.
The Bottom Line:
Futures ETFs are a solution to a problem that no longer exists. Now that Spot ETFs are available, there’s almost no reason to choose a Futures ETF unless you have a very specific use case (short-term trading, specific account restrictions). For long-term Bitcoin exposure, Spot ETFs are superior in every way.
Real Talk:
If you bought BITO in 2021-2023, you were making the best choice available at the time. But if you’re buying TODAY, choosing a Futures ETF over a Spot ETF is like choosing a flip phone over a smartphone because “you like the buttons.” Technology moved on. So should you.
🏛️ Bitcoin Trusts (GBTC, BTCW)
“The OG Bitcoin investment vehicle (now mostly obsolete)”
Examples: GBTC (Grayscale Bitcoin Trust), BTCW (WisdomTree Bitcoin)
| What You Need to Know | The Reality |
|---|---|
| Risk Level | 🟢–🟡 Low-Medium (Depends on whether you’re buying at a premium or discount to net asset value) |
| Who Holds Your Bitcoin? | The trust holds actual Bitcoin through a custodian (Coinbase Custody for GBTC). You own shares of the trust, the trust owns Bitcoin. Similar to ETFs but with important differences. |
| If Bitcoin Goes to Zero… | Your shares go to zero. Straightforward on this front, at least. |
| Setup Difficulty | ⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5) – Buy shares through your brokerage account. Same as buying a stock. Zero technical knowledge required. |
| Ongoing Babysitting | Minimal. Check occasionally to see if you’re holding at a premium or discount to NAV (net asset value). That’s about it. |
| Fees (The Silent Killer) | • GBTC: Was 2% annually (highway robbery), now 1.5% after converting to ETF structure (still expensive) • BTCW: 0.30% (reasonable) Historical pain: From 2013-2024, GBTC charged 2% while being the only game in town. That’s $2,000/year per $100,000 invested. Ouch. |
| Tax Headache Level | 💊 (1 Aspirin) – Standard capital gains treatment. These trade like stocks. Your 1099 comes from your broker. Easy. |
| Liquidity (How Fast Can You Sell?) | ⚡ Instant during market hours. These trade on stock exchanges with high volume. No issues here. |
| Minimum Buy-In | One share. GBTC trades around $50-80 depending on Bitcoin’s price. Affordable entry point. |
| Best For | • People who bought before January 2024 and are grandfathered in • People in accounts that can’t hold ETFs but can hold trusts (rare) • No one starting fresh today—just buy a Spot ETF instead |
| The Gotcha | Premium/Discount to NAV (Net Asset Value). Here’s the wild part: • The trust owns $100 million in Bitcoin • The shares might trade at $110 million (10% premium) or $90 million (10% discount) • This is irrational but happens with closed-end funds • GBTC historically traded at a 20-50% PREMIUM (2017-2021), then a 20-50% DISCOUNT (2022-2023) • In 2024, GBTC converted to an ETF structure, mostly eliminating this issue Translation: You could pay $110 for $100 worth of Bitcoin, or get $100 of Bitcoin for $90. Weird, but true. |
The GBTC Story: A Cautionary Tale
2013-2020: GBTC was the ONLY way for institutions to get Bitcoin exposure in traditional accounts. It traded at massive premiums (20-50% above NAV) because demand exceeded supply. Smart investors bought Bitcoin, transferred it into GBTC (creating new shares), waited 6 months for the lockup to expire, then sold at a premium. Free money!
2021-2023: The premium flipped to a massive DISCOUNT as Futures ETFs launched and investors realized Spot ETFs were coming. GBTC traded 20-50% BELOW NAV. People who bought at a premium got crushed twice—once on the premium disappearing, again on Bitcoin dropping.
2024: GBTC converted to a Spot ETF structure, eliminating most of the premium/discount weirdness. Now it’s just an expensive ETF (1.5% fee vs. 0.20% for competitors).
Should You Buy a Bitcoin Trust Today?
Reasons to Consider:
- If you already own GBTC and don’t want to trigger taxes by selling
- If your account somehow can’t hold ETFs but can hold trusts
- That’s basically it
Reasons to Avoid:
- GBTC’s 1.5% fee is 7x higher than IBIT’s 0.20%
- Historical premium/discount issues (mostly resolved but still sketchy)
- Spot ETFs are better in every way
- You’d be choosing an inferior product for no reason
The Bottom Line:
Bitcoin trusts were revolutionary when they launched. GBTC was THE institutional Bitcoin vehicle from 2013-2023. But technology moves on. Now that Spot ETFs exist, trusts are like owning an iPod in the era of Spotify. They technically work, but why would you?
Real Talk:
If you own GBTC and it’s in a taxable account with big unrealized gains, you might be stuck due to tax implications. That’s fine—just understand you’re paying premium fees for an inferior product. If you’re starting fresh, there is literally zero reason to choose GBTC over IBIT, FBTC, or any other Spot ETF. Pay 0.20% instead of 1.5% and call it a day.
Honorable Mentions: Niche Methods
These methods exist and fill specific use cases, but they’re not for most people. We’re giving you the overview so you know they exist.
🤝 Peer-to-Peer (P2P) Purchases
“Buy Bitcoin from humans, like in the old days”
Risk: 🟡–🔴 Medium-High (scams, physical safety, legal gray areas)
How It Works: You find someone who wants to sell Bitcoin and buy directly from them, either online (Bisq, LocalBitcoins, Paxful) or in person (local Bitcoin meetups). You transfer them cash/bank transfer/gift cards, they send you Bitcoin.
Why People Do This:
- Privacy: No KYC (Know Your Customer) verification, no ID submission
- Access: People in countries with restricted banking or no access to exchanges
- Cash purchases: Turn physical cash into Bitcoin without a bank account
- Ideology: “Bitcoin should be peer-to-peer, not through institutions”
Platforms:
- Bisq: Decentralized P2P platform. No company, no servers. Most private option.
- Paxful: Centralized P2P marketplace. Escrow protection. More user-friendly.
- HodlHodl: Non-custodial P2P trading. Middle ground between Bisq and Paxful.
- Local meetups: Bitcoin meetups in major cities. In-person cash for Bitcoin.
Fees: Highly variable. Sellers typically charge 5-15% premium over market price. Why? Because they’re taking on risk (meeting strangers, handling cash) and providing a service (privacy).
Best For: People who need privacy, people in countries with limited exchange access, people with cash they want to convert, hardcore Bitcoin ideologues.
⚠️ Critical P2P Safety Issues:
- Scams are common: Fake payment confirmations, reversed bank transfers, counterfeit cash
- Physical safety: Meeting strangers with cash can be dangerous (use public places, bring a friend)
- Legal issues: In some jurisdictions, P2P trading without a license is illegal
- No recourse: If you get scammed, there’s often no one to complain to
- Tax reporting: You’re still supposed to report these transactions (though many don’t)
The Gotcha: You’re paying a 5-15% premium for privacy. That’s expensive privacy. Also, the “privacy” isn’t as good as you think—Bitcoin transactions are on a public ledger. You can hide from KYC, but blockchain analysis can still track you.
Bottom Line: P2P was essential in Bitcoin’s early days. Now? It’s a niche option for people with specific needs (privacy, no bank access) or ideological commitments. For most people, the safety risks and premium pricing make this a bad choice. Just use Coinbase.
🏧 Bitcoin ATMs
“The most expensive way to buy Bitcoin that exists”
Risk: 🟡 Medium (mostly just financial—you’re overpaying spectacularly)
How It Works: Find a Bitcoin ATM (there are ~38,000 in the US), insert cash, provide a Bitcoin wallet address (or generate one on the spot), receive Bitcoin. Like a regular ATM, but instead of dispensing cash, it sends Bitcoin to your wallet.
Fees: 10-20% on average. Yes, you read that right. Buy $100 of Bitcoin, pay $10-20 in fees. Some charge even more. This is the ATM operator’s entire business model—extracting maximum fees from people who don’t know better.
The Process:
- Locate a Bitcoin ATM (use CoinATMRadar.com)
- Bring cash (most don’t accept cards)
- Scan your wallet’s QR code OR generate a paper wallet at the machine
- Insert cash
- Confirm transaction
- Watch Bitcoin appear in your wallet 10-60 minutes later
- Cry about the fees
KYC Requirements: Many ATMs now require ID verification for purchases over $1,000-2,000 (federal anti-money laundering laws). Smaller purchases might not require ID, but this varies by operator.
Best For:
- Absolute emergencies (need Bitcoin RIGHT NOW and have only cash)
- People with no bank account or ID
- People who value convenience over money
- Honestly, almost no one should use these regularly
The Gotcha: Besides the obscene fees:
- Scam machines: Some ATMs are straight-up scams. Check reviews first.
- Low limits: Daily limits are often $500-2,000
- Paper wallet risk: If you generate a wallet at the machine, you better understand how to use it
- Location tracking: ATMs have cameras. So much for privacy.
- Broken machines: They malfunction more often than you’d think
When This Actually Makes Sense: Literally only if you have cash that you need to convert to Bitcoin immediately and have no other option. Like if you’re traveling internationally, lost your debit card, but somehow need to send Bitcoin to someone urgently. Even then, it’s painful.
Bottom Line: Bitcoin ATMs are convenience stores—you pay a huge premium for immediate access. If you use one once in an emergency, fine. If you’re using them regularly, you’re burning money. Download Coinbase, link your bank account, and save yourself 15% in fees.
So Which Method Should I Use?
Quick Decision Matrix:
→ Want true ownership and holding $5,000+?
Hardware wallet (Ledger, Trezor). Do it right, do it once.
→ Want Bitcoin exposure in an ETF?
Spot ETF (IBIT, FBTC). NOT a Futures ETF. NOT GBTC unless you’re grandfathered in.
→ Need maximum privacy?
P2P via Bisq. Just understand the risks and premium costs.
→ Have only cash and need Bitcoin NOW?
Bitcoin ATM (but know you’re paying a brutal premium).
→ Thinking about buying BITO or GBTC today?
Don’t. There are better options now. Read the sections above again.
What’s Next?
In Part 3: “The ‘Hold My Beer’ Methods,” we’ll cover the risky stuff:
- Wrapped Bitcoin and DeFi (putting Bitcoin on Ethereum)
- Futures, options, and derivatives (leverage and liquidation)
- Crypto lending platforms (earn interest, risk everything)
- Lightning Network (Bitcoin’s layer 2)
- Bitcoin “staking” (spoiler: it doesn’t exist, but we’ll explain the scams)

